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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Stardate: 3/5/2008 Pat's Best Gig Ever

Yes, Pat just got a teaching gig with a man who is very wealthy. His business is in auto parts supply. Patrick met with the man via a colleague from International House and they found they had a ton in common. They arranged a fee of $20 an hour, which is twice the going rate for conversational exchange with a native speaker.

So, the man just asked Patrick if it was okay with Pat if they could meet for English language lessons for 1 hour a week on Friday nights. BUT the catch is that the man wants to meet him at his favorite bar...Oh no! Whatever you do don't throw me in that briar patch! ;-)

Pat will now make $20 an hour for drinking and bullshitting in a bar on Friday nights! It's his dream job! His "gift of the gab" has finally paid off. He is now seeking to extend his client base to include 10-15 young, rich, cool people for paid conversation over a pint. Anyone reading this who is interested and fits the description, please contact...

2 comments:

Unknown said...

that's what I'm talking about!

Unknown said...

Yeah, I know, it's a no brainer, isn't it? Pat ;-)